Reblog if your penis is nice.
Hehe u know your smooth when ur girl blushes after u compliment her. She deserves all the good things in the world
Thats what she said
Reblog if you've ever been called: ugly, emo, fat,...
lovehasn0gender: THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE SO MANY NOTES.
At a restaurant:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Waiter: “Would you like a table?” Me: “No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.” Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
I go swimming at the YMCA, then I have to suffer through the nasty showers. I get home, fuuuucking water won’t come out of my ears :P
Wat is this?